Live Free, Die Hard Girls

Fire Gil, Not Guns

2009-12-05T03:25:00.000-08:00

Hi.

Aren't you glad that we now have a blogspot page so that we can neglect this AS WELL as our myspace page? Oh!--lucky hypothetical reader, there are SO many places for you to look that we haven't looked at in a while. TEE HEE.

But, more importantly: hold your tongue and try to say 'important.' Then hold your sides, because you're about to CRACK UP.

On December 20th, in SAN JOSE, CALIFORNIA, we will be opening up for AGAINST ME! at the Works Gallery downtown. Get ready. You're about to GO NUTS. If you are currently slobbering all over yourself and banging your head against a fire hydrant DON'T WORRY: that's a perfectly reasonable reaction. However, if you keep slobbering for a few days and you don't even feel any different at all...maybe you should call me. I have a lot of video games we can play.

fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

2009-10-18T02:52:00.000-07:00

We leave for tour in merely hours.

If you happen to be one of the 3 relatives that is interested in seeing our band please refer to our myspace page(www.myspace.com/hardgirls) for tour dates.

I saw Schlong play tonight, and that was some pretty real shit, dawg. I also saw lots of OLD SCHOOL faces. It was scary, and I played like a dog, but that's the price you pay. You know what I'm saying?

Also, I fixed the Paypal buttons, so you can actually buy the shirts we have on that little column to your right.

Alright. Stay good. I'll miss you, but it's time for some strange love.

2009-10-12T12:10:00.000-07:00

Yesterday we filmed a video for the song 'Beach Party' from our new EP on Quote Unquote Records. Friday, we play at Nickel City to get ready for our tour out to the Fest. Sunday, we play the first show of the tour in Bakersfield. Then, on Friday, October 30th, we play at the Fest. Gonna be a good month!

-Mystery Blogger (Mike)

Hello

2009-10-02T12:42:00.000-07:00

Today marks the release of the new Hard Girls EP. Clocking it at 17:53, this digital EP contains 7 rippin' tuneskies by the band once hailed by Razorcake as, "All over the map stylistically" and "...not bad".

To download the new EP simply click the image above or go here:

http://quoteunquoterecords.com/qur035.htm

In Living Color

2009-09-18T01:01:00.000-07:00

So, here we go...BLOG!

This stupid site will include Hard Girls news, and pictures, as well as completely unrelated posts. We'll also have it set up so you can buy CDs and t-shirts and junk, if you give a hoot.

We go on tour in 1 month. We need lots of things and lots of money. Our 7 song EP will be out on Quote Unquote in a week or two, and it is going to be savage.

And now, for your pleasure, Morgan's burgeoning neckbeard in preparation of The Fest:

The one difference between Morgan and the rest of you neckbeard wanna-bes is that he physically CANNOT grow hair on his chin. Smooth as a baby's bottom. His facial hair-growth pattern was artfully crafted by his defective genetic line. So, despite his slight contamination to the human race, he is naturally much less of an asshole than you.

Also, it's my bro's birthday today:

Click the above picture and you'll soon be saying, "Fuck Capitalism!" before you can say, "Communism"... What?
Happy birthday!

-Max

P.S. Come to this tonight: